Dear McHottie,
Yes, this is your precious NuvaRing pen. And I am totally and completely holding it hostage. MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!! See? Your partner *does* have a dark and twisty side to her! I mean... what kind of person steals their partner's favorite drug pen and holds it for ransom??? Obviously someone dark, twisted, and sinister.
Learn to not bitch about my choice of routes or parking skills or my goofy grin or my lack of cot making skills and you shall receive your precious back. Until then... rest assured... NuvaRing Pen is in a safe place.
But for how long? That's up to you :)
Your partner,
Epi
Haha I love it!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite was a Diflucan pen that had pictures of bacteria and stuff on it. Wish I had one still :(
Seriously McHottie, get with the program!
Ah the things you can make partner do to get that back;)
ReplyDeleteI really need to do a post on the relationships EMT's have with their drug pens. :)
ReplyDeleteI like a pen that advertises hemmoroid cream or enema bags. that way no one steals it ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the complement Bernice I even managed to High Grade a Viagra reflex hammer
ReplyDeleteMy oldest looked at it and said "Viagra? This must be a tally wacker" LMAO
LOL, I don't think he will be able to do it.
ReplyDeleteKerwood, right now I'm just hoping he'll be speaking to me tomorrow at work... I can forgive the hypercriticisms.. :)
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