The Infamous Blue Screen

OH Blue Screen of Death... Why do you vex me?

I hate computers. Seriously. Looks like I'm building a new one pretty soon.

I'm taking submissions for ideas on how to put this one out of it's misery.

15 comments:

Kyle J. said...

10lb sledgehammer and some open space.
.45 ACP and ALOT of open space
a vehicle, some rope, and a field


Just some of my ideas. My charger broke and my windows computer is a POS. So right now I'm just using my phone.

Epijunky said...

A vehicle, rope and a field I do happen to have access to.

Too bad I don't have some dynamite laying around.

Hope you get your computer working soon, as you can see i can totally relate.

NYC EMS said...

Tall building and gravity!

Fyremandoug said...

We use to have a trebuchet in town .....no kidding and It would Huck washing machine 300 feet. a PC was nothing but spectacular.
my word verification is"sfhprpds"
sound likea word I'd say drunk.

Epijunky said...
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Epijunky said...

Fyremandoug, you've been nominated for my favorite comment ever.

First of all because you know what a trebuchet is *not that i can spell it, but still* and two because you actually analyzed the verification word. You rock :)

Epijunky said...

Nyc EMS... You know, for a midwestern town we do have a number of tall buildings we could, in theory, throw things off.

Thanks for the advice. You probably win :)

ME said...

HI there... new reader here and I noticed you were from NW Ohio... reading some past blogs of yours and noticed an article from the wonderful TOLEDO BLADE!!!! Myself born and raised in good ol' Toledo... but moved myself to Colorado a few years ago... anyways... just wanted to say I like the blog... very nice... and you have yourself a new reader!

Dawn said...

Another new reader here...I saw you mentioned on Crystal's blog that you're from NW Ohio. I am too. Lucky us. ;)
I have two kids (3 and 6) who remind me a lot of yours. I was in a MVA on I-75 in April - wonder if you were my EMT???
I do IT work, and I really liked the trebuchet idea. I have a few computers (and users, if I were to be completely honest) I would love to use one on!

Epijunky said...

me: Small world! I was born and raised in NW Ohio, but moved out to Colorado for a bit, Seattle for a bit, South Caroline for a bit, then back home. I miss Colorado SO much!

Dawn: Hey fellow NW Ohioan :) 75 wasn't in my district, I was more closer to the other major highway. If you do IT work then you probably would like the trebuchet idea... I used to do IT work (for seven years --longest seven years of my life).

NYC EMS said...
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NYC EMS said...

I have your solution....watch this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuClxloCubw

Epijunky said...

nyc ems: PULL!!!! YEEEEESSSSS! Just let me loose with an M-16... I CAN'T MISS!!!!

*grin*

Fyremandoug said...

I was going to say High capacity Magazine on a M-4 carbine but I wasnt sure about the gun atmosphere
here

Epijunky said...

Not trying to look like a psycho, but I'm most definitely pro gun. My father in law procured me a NRA JEWELRY BOX for christmas two years ago. I was a little disturbed, but I got over it :)