I'm a FLIPPIN' QUADRILLIONAIRE!!!!

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PRESIDENCY

OFFICE OF THE PAYMASTER GENERAL

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA


ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY :

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVICE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.

RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT ALHAJI
UMARU YAR'ADUA WHO WAS ELECTED IN ON THE 29TH MAY 2007 (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS TWO THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1.YOUR FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER,
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5. A COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY ATTACHED TO E-MAIL

CONTACT PERSON:
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DR.BRIAN BROWN
INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
EMAIL: dr.patrickazziza05@gmail.com OR

office.governorcbn200701@yahoo.co.uk
TELE PHONE: +234-8037-437781

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $100,300,000.00 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2007. WHICH YOU ARE ADVICE TO CONTACT NOW THAT THE NEW ELECTED PRESIDENT HAS TAKEN OVER THE GOVERNMENT FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND.
ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s). THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT.CALL ME ON MY DIRECT NUMBER +234-803-7437-781AS SOON AS YOU REPLY TO THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER.

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(MR. SADIQ ALMAN)
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES,

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HOLY CRAP!

I'm RICH folks, RICH!!!!!!

6 comments:

NannyOgg said...

Wow!

You'd better start spending all that money! Would be silly to just let it sit in your bank account.

So why do my spammers just want to increase my penis size and yours want to make you rich? Doesn't seem fair!

Karen

Fyremandoug said...

HOLY CRAP

I never get that kind of love

usually its adds for dungeon porn or something.

I don’t look at porn so I wouldn't understand why I get that crap.
=p
LMAO

Hammer said...

They should pay you in gold.

I don't think Nigerian money is worth a whole lot.

Epijunky said...

A hundred mil in Nigerian money is probably the equivalent of 35 cents. Factor in the withdrawal fee and I owe them money.

david mcmahon said...

Spend it wisely!!!!

And never respond to those emails. They're misguided April Fool's Day pranksters and I'm sure (yeah right) they mean well!!

Oswegan said...

Don't you just love that kind of crap.

Just make a small deposit into an offshore account to pay for the administration and transfer of your winnings - "Duh, o.k."

~Oswegan