Revelations Meme

I've come to realize that my boobs:
Aren't nearly as awful as I assumed they were.

I've come to realize that when I talk:
I often don't think first. I'm working on that.

I've come to realize that, when I love someone:
I'm blind. Another thing I'm working on.

I've come to realize that I need:
To learn to be my own person again. I don't know where she went, but back in the day, this girl ROCKED.

I've come to realize that I've lost:
The passion for a veritable cornucopia of things I used to be passionate about.

I've come to realize that I hate it when:
I'm lied to or purposely mislead.

I've come to realize that if I'm drunk:
I shouldn't be. With genes like mine I have no business drinking.

I've come to realize that money:
Is just money. It can pay the bills and provide some entertainment, but if someone isn't happy to begin with, having a little money wont make them any happier.

I've come to realize that people:
Can be unbelievably stupid. Myself included.

I've come to realize that I'll always be:
A little cranky in the morning, a little bitchy when I feel like I've been made a fool, and highly addicted to caffeine.

I've come to realize that I have a crush on:
Absolutely no one.

I've come to realize that the last time I cried I was:
After a run at work. I need to work on not being so damn sensitive about things.

I've come to realize that my cell phone is:
Fully charged, and my link to reality while at work.

I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning:
I was happier than I am now. But that's okay.

I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night :
I want to just sleep. No more funky dreams necessary.

I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about:
The fact that my contacts are dry and should come out, my daughter's birthday party on sunday, and dreading work tomorrow.

I've come to realize that babies:
Have the softest skin imaginable, but can be louder than a jet engine. They're also seriously exhausting.

I've come to realize that when I get on Myspace:
I sometimes live vicariously through my friends.

I've come to realize that today I will:
Try to make a difference, even a small one, in someone's life.

I've come to realize that tonight I will:
Sleep. Hopefully I'll sleep like a baby on benedryl.

I've come to realize that tomorrow I will:
Take someone to dialysis, and probably get run over by a stretcher. Thanks sleeping partner.

I've come to realize that I really want to:
Just have a few days of peace.

5 comments:

david mcmahon said...

Brilliant.

And yes, I've ALWAYS told my kids that money is just for paying bills!

Epijunky said...

Thank you David... I did this in a moment of total frustration, but after a cooling off period i find that I don't take back anything I said.

Thanks for commenting :)

Momma said...

I second David's comment, and I hope you don't mind but I'm going to link to this and do it myself.

Peace - d

CrazyCath said...

I came over from David's blog where you're on post of the day. This is so good and I agree with David also Momma.

If you don't mind, I might do this sometime too. It is very (what's the word...?) healthy? wise? make-you-stop -and-think?
You know what I mean. I hope.
Great post.

Epijunky said...

Feel free to link to anything like this that you might find in my posts...

Thanks so much for leaving the kind comments, I really appreciate it :)