A ransom letter to Partner McHottie...


Dear McHottie,

Yes, this is your precious NuvaRing pen. And I am totally and completely holding it hostage. MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!! See? Your partner *does* have a dark and twisty side to her! I mean... what kind of person steals their partner's favorite drug pen and holds it for ransom??? Obviously someone dark, twisted, and sinister.

Learn to not bitch about my choice of routes or parking skills or my goofy grin or my lack of cot making skills and you shall receive your precious back. Until then... rest assured... NuvaRing Pen is in a safe place.

But for how long? That's up to you :)

Your partner,
Epi

9 comments:

Medic61 said...

Haha I love it!
My favorite was a Diflucan pen that had pictures of bacteria and stuff on it. Wish I had one still :(

Seriously McHottie, get with the program!

Evil Lunch Lady said...

Ah the things you can make partner do to get that back;)

Epijunky said...

I really need to do a post on the relationships EMT's have with their drug pens. :)

Fyremandoug said...

My best Pen in my kit is my Viagra pen .... No smoke it always writes and its just bad ass...And Epi Dear
Your Quite Evil and I love it.

Bernice said...

Viagra pen. That is my pen and I will murder to get it back. You are a sneaky sneaky person.

Hammer said...

I like a pen that advertises hemmoroid cream or enema bags. that way no one steals it ;)

Fyremandoug said...

Thanks for the complement Bernice I even managed to High Grade a Viagra reflex hammer

My oldest looked at it and said "Viagra? This must be a tally wacker" LMAO

Kerwood said...

LOL, I don't think he will be able to do it.

Epijunky said...

Kerwood, right now I'm just hoping he'll be speaking to me tomorrow at work... I can forgive the hypercriticisms.. :)