Translate your blog into...jive? (H/T to Sam)

It's funny. I don't care who ya are ;)
Here's an example...

Original post:

He did what?

(H/T to Xavier)

Okay, so let me get this straight. A family heirloom. And he had it destroyed because he has this pollyanna belief that ALL guns are evil.

This guy has officially earned the Epi's "Sell Crazy Elsewhere" award.

Becomes this work of art:

He did what?

(izzle ta Xavia)

Okay, so let me git this straight. A family heirloom . Boo-Yaa!. And he had it destroyed coz he has this pollyanna belief thiznat ALL gats is evil . Keep'n it gangsta dogg.

This homey has officially earned tha Epi's "Sell Crazy Elsewhere" award.


I really need to work Boo-Yaa! into my everyday conversations more.

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