It's not as bad as it looks, I promise. I didn't throw a can of WD-40 into the fire pit. Trust me the flames would be CONSIDERABLY higher. And I'd have no hair. Just trying to enjoy the last days of summer.
Let me make this perfectly clear... Names, ages, genders, locations, hospitals... All fake. Totally and completely fake. Any similarity to any event that's ever taken place in the history of man is purely coincidence. My thoughts, beliefs, etc. are my own and may or may not be the thoughts, beliefs, etc., of my employer, my school, or anyone I know.