Another meme from Hammer...

You finish the first part of the sentence in red with your own unique response.

1. My uncle once caught me reading about a court case he was a part of.

2. Never in my life have I run the naked mile

3. When I was five my parents put me in Catholic School. (Same here, Hammer)

4. High school was an introduction to "Inner city public high school 101"

5. I will never forget to brush my teeth in the morning.

6. Once I met the lead singer to a certain 90's hair band. It wasn't very impressive.

7. There’s this boy I know who has been known to rock a flight suit.

8. Once, at a bar, a drunk boater licked my leg and then absconded with my friend's shoe. Totally disturbing.

9. By noon, I'm finally awake.

10. Last night I knitted blankets for an orphanage and said two rosaries. Okay, no, I didn't.

11. If only I had a million dollars. Then I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinners. (Ten points to the first person who gets the reference).

12. Next time I go to church will probably be Christmas. Good Catholic girl that I am.

13. What worries me most right now would be finding another job. Preferably something I don't despise.

14. When I turn my head left I see a washer and dryer.

15. When I turn my head right I see a wall. With a breaker box on it.

16. You know I’m lying when I say, I don't care.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is my obnoxiously long curly hair. And mall bangs. I had monstrous hair.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare it would be... Good lord I have no idea.

19. By this time next year I will be working on becoming who I am.

20. A better name for me would be again, I have no idea.

21. I have a hard time understanding why people can be so stupid.

22. If I ever go back to school, I'll finish it. Finally. Then I'll turn around and start it all over again.

23. You know I like you if I make any effort to communicate with you. I try to not surround myself with people I don't like.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be my Mom.

25. Take my advice, never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the Medics.


Hammer said...

Interesting answers!

Shoe fetish guy sounds pretty disturbed. Big eightees hair lol I remember that.

Ambulance Mommy said...

Barenaked Ladies, OF COURSE! :0

Love that song!

Epijunky said...

And the winner is Ambulance Mommy!!!!

Love that song too :) Now I have to go dig out that cd.

Tony said...

But you will eat Kraft dinners right? and put a tree fort in your yard? :-)

Now I gotta go listen.

Ambulance Driver said...

If i had a million dollars...I'd buy me a K Car, a nice Reliant automobile...

Epijunky said...

Sure, get your digs in, Mr. AD :)