Another meme from Hammer...

You finish the first part of the sentence in red with your own unique response.

1. My uncle once caught me reading about a court case he was a part of.

2. Never in my life have I run the naked mile

3. When I was five my parents put me in Catholic School. (Same here, Hammer)

4. High school was an introduction to "Inner city public high school 101"

5. I will never forget to brush my teeth in the morning.

6. Once I met the lead singer to a certain 90's hair band. It wasn't very impressive.

7. There’s this boy I know who has been known to rock a flight suit.

8. Once, at a bar, a drunk boater licked my leg and then absconded with my friend's shoe. Totally disturbing.

9. By noon, I'm finally awake.

10. Last night I knitted blankets for an orphanage and said two rosaries. Okay, no, I didn't.

11. If only I had a million dollars. Then I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinners. (Ten points to the first person who gets the reference).

12. Next time I go to church will probably be Christmas. Good Catholic girl that I am.

13. What worries me most right now would be finding another job. Preferably something I don't despise.

14. When I turn my head left I see a washer and dryer.

15. When I turn my head right I see a wall. With a breaker box on it.

16. You know I’m lying when I say, I don't care.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is my obnoxiously long curly hair. And mall bangs. I had monstrous hair.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare it would be... Good lord I have no idea.

19. By this time next year I will be working on becoming who I am.

20. A better name for me would be again, I have no idea.

21. I have a hard time understanding why people can be so stupid.

22. If I ever go back to school, I'll finish it. Finally. Then I'll turn around and start it all over again.

23. You know I like you if I make any effort to communicate with you. I try to not surround myself with people I don't like.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be my Mom.

25. Take my advice, never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the Medics.