Not Appropriate.

What I learned in Medic class tonight....

Not appropriate:

Using an IO set to set up a ginger teriyaki drip/infusion/marinade on chicken legs.

Using the scalpel from the surgical cric kit to trim the fat from aforementioned chicken legs.

Using (unused) suction canisters as beer cups.

Using cold packs to chill your 40 ounce.

Using paddles set at 360 to fry your bacon/straighten your hair/teach your instructor a lesson


Gee, and that's just tonight. No wonder our instructor is so afraid for us.

Sixteen classes left.