Go Blue!

(I'm not back. Really)

I'm sitting here watching the University of Toledo beat my Maize and Blue.

I'm from Toledo. I went to the University of Toledo for a time. My brother and my sister in law are both graduates.

But Michigan... Guys... If you let Toledo win this one so help me God I'm going to build a bonfire in my backyard and burn every piece of Michigan clothing I own.

I'll even live blog it. With photographic goodness to boot.

MOVE YOUR ASSES. This is TOLEDO we're talking about.

Edited to add:


Guess I better go buy some firewood.


Jeff Deutsch said...

Hello EpiJunky,

I'm sorry.

I'm a native New Yorker, and I had quite a come-down myself from 2000 (Subway Series - Yankees vs. Mets; The Big Apple as a whole won the World Series before the first pitch) to 2001 (Arizona Diamondbacks took the Series from the Yankees, 4-3 - every single game was won by the home team).

If you can't find enough firewood, maybe some stock certificates and bank statements will do? =|8-}/2

Jeff Deutsch

Anonymous said...

Aside from being a Michigan fan, you seem like a pretty decent person. But honestly, you really didn't have a choice since T town is basically southern Michigan anyways.

Suck it up. Take your lumps. Enjoy the ride down to the bottom. Your scUM lost to a MAC school for the first time in their glorious history today. Your hometown team! It happens (see Ap. State).

Your Athletic director chose to go with an unscrupulous coach who runs a hokey offensive scheme that relies on players with specific skill sets to make it run effectively. You don't have the horses to make it go yet, but give ol' DickRod an offseason to sell his snake oil to unsuspecting high school athletes and you will do better next year.

Go Bucks.

Epijunky said...

Wow Anon.

I have to give it up to the OSU fans, they have to be some of the most passionate fans in the world.

Hell, Go Bucks.

I can't believe those words just came out of my mouth.... Go Bama. Go LSU... Go anyone other than OSU.

kvegas911 said...

LOL! Poor Epi! At least you held up your end of the bargain!