One last thing.

Don't drive drunk.

Particularly if you're wearing assless chaps.

Just sayin'.


RevMedic said...

Drunk is probably the ONLY way I'd even consider assless chaps.

Epijunky said...

Well, Rev... Some don't feel the same way :)

God I miss EMS.

Ohio Fire/medic said...

Obviously Rev don't ride a Harley. Nothing wrong with assless chaps. :)

GuitarGirlRN said...

Yep. Nothing wrong with CHAPS, which by their nature are ASSLESS. Chaps with an ass are leather pants, and that's just dumb.

Epijunky said...

GuitarGirl... Good point. I think someone's pointed that out to me before, but being the flake I am, I forgot. This gentleman was not wearing anything under his chaps. Great if you're a male stripper, not so great if you're 350 pounds of drunk and stupid.

Thanks for reminding me :)

GuitarGirlRN said...

uh...not wearing anything under the chaps? EW.


Especially since, as well as being assless, all chaps are also crotchless as well.


Epijunky said...



RevMedic said...

I assumed there were no undergarments when I made that comment.
Ewwwwwww just doesn't quite do it justice.
In a somewhat related term, We successfully resuscitated a cross-dresser on a downtown sidewalk yesterday morning.
Nothing like fishnet stockings holding 'things' together...
Ewwwwwww indeed.