What the EFF?

I was talking to a long lost friend tonight. (Thank you Facebook!)

Friend: "So, do you still come with a disclaimer?"

Epi: (more or less) "Huh?"

Friend: "You used to say that you came with a disclaimer..."

What the HELL happened to me?

I used to come with a disclaimer? Screw that. This old girl, with her grey hairs and wrinkles (or laugh lines if you prefer) STILL comes with a disclaimer.

Even after two kids and a marriage, and ten years removed. Oh yeah baby.

I just need to figure out what it is.


Laura said...

Hmmmmm...this could be fun! How about:

*Warning: Trespassers will be shot on sight!

*Warning: May contain foul language and excessive violence!


*Warning: Contents under extreme pressure!


Laura said...


My motto (unfortunately) would have to be:

*Fragile: Handle With Care!

But that's only temporary...then I'm moving on to **Warning - Trespassers will be shot on sight!**


Stacey said...

my personal one is "beware: thoughts may break into words at any moment.."