GuitarGirl... Good point. I think someone's pointed that out to me before, but being the flake I am, I forgot. This gentleman was not wearing anything under his chaps. Great if you're a male stripper, not so great if you're 350 pounds of drunk and stupid.
I assumed there were no undergarments when I made that comment. Ewwwwwww just doesn't quite do it justice. In a somewhat related term, We successfully resuscitated a cross-dresser on a downtown sidewalk yesterday morning. Nothing like fishnet stockings holding 'things' together... Ewwwwwww indeed.
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Drunk is probably the ONLY way I'd even consider assless chaps.
Well, Rev... Some don't feel the same way :)
God I miss EMS.
Obviously Rev don't ride a Harley. Nothing wrong with assless chaps. :)
Yep. Nothing wrong with CHAPS, which by their nature are ASSLESS. Chaps with an ass are leather pants, and that's just dumb.
GuitarGirl... Good point. I think someone's pointed that out to me before, but being the flake I am, I forgot. This gentleman was not wearing anything under his chaps. Great if you're a male stripper, not so great if you're 350 pounds of drunk and stupid.
Thanks for reminding me :)
uh...not wearing anything under the chaps? EW.
Also..EW.
Especially since, as well as being assless, all chaps are also crotchless as well.
Ew.
Exactly.
Eww.
I assumed there were no undergarments when I made that comment.
Ewwwwwww just doesn't quite do it justice.
In a somewhat related term, We successfully resuscitated a cross-dresser on a downtown sidewalk yesterday morning.
Nothing like fishnet stockings holding 'things' together...
Ewwwwwww indeed.
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